Boss and his Secretary
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> Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that
> his zipper was down.
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> His secretary walked up to him and asked,
> 'Boss this morning when you left your house, did you
> close your gate ?'
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> Boss was not smart enough to understood, so he went back
> into his office looking a bit puzzled !
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> When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly
> noticed that his Zipper was not zipped up.
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> He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told
> him, then boss finally understood.
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> He then intentionally
> went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary.
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> When he reached her desk, He said, 'When you saw the
> gate open did you see my BMW parked in there ?'
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> The secretary smiled for a moment and said,
> 'No, Boss I didn't.
> All I saw was a Kancil 600 with 2 flat tyre.'
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> Boss went back to his office mumering... kan ni nau
> bu......
