Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Kidnapping!
I just heard that 1 distant relative was con $10K, bec of "kidnapping" her son! OMG! never thought this will happened near me....Then i asked why she dint call anyone else for help and to call her son immediately to confirm? Well, the kidnapper called her house phone and asked her if she has a handphone? Then instructed her not to use both the phones cos they will contact her ANYTIME! So end up she din have a chance to call for help! BTW, her son is already 20 plus, not small boy. perhaps she has been targeted! She is also not old, only early 50s....(my MIL live few blocks away only). If she call her, she wouldnt be con of her $10K.
So please inform your old folk at home to verify with the actually person, by calling his office/handphone or close colleague/friends, before u decide to what is the next action to take. Most ideal is to call the POLICE!
In Singapore, anyone caught kidnapping will be facing death penalty!
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Fitness Test
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Nice to see my blogger friends giving encouraging comments when i m really down in office with "politic" today. Cos i m really very pissed and angry, they just like to throw the ball around the company not in my section. sigh!!!! We actually kena the ball when we 1st start work in 2002. But lucky we were there in that section only for like 2 months then we moved to our newly set-up section in another floor. Why we still have these shity people around! why they so like tat! The mind-set must changed! ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY!!!!!
Ok, ok! is over! i still have my friends here!
I jus need to blog about it because recently there have too many unhappiness in office already which i have wrote but not posted. Timing not right! I will published later may be next month! Actually, most of the colleagues are very nice people!
I AM DONE HERE!
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Click
Release Date:
3rd August 2006
Language:
English
Running Time:
106 mins
Rating: PG
Genre: Comedy / Fantasy
Starring:
David Hasselhoff, Adam Sandler, Kate Beckinsale, Christopher Walken, Sean Astin[full cast]
Directed by:
Frank Coraci
Monday, October 13, 2008
Singapore Joke - Very funny!! Just for Laugh!
This is an email forwarded to me by my friend, just for sharing cos i think is really funny!!!:D
Story 1
Ah Lian ask shopkeeper: Eh Ah chek, u got sell stocking up to knee, boh?
Ah Chek : Lu siao ah! stocking wear up to 'yeo' (waist) only, where got
up to the 'nee'(breast) one.
Story 2
Ah Beng bought a Honda VTI recently and drove to Ah Lian's place to show
it to her. So there Ah Beng was bragging the various functions of his
new car to his girlfriend. 'This is ah, so fast even the Mata Chia
cannot catch ah!'
'Ha! Really ah!!! Steady lah!' said Ah Lian.
'Some more hor, this is Automatic one, vely easy to drive!'
So Ah Lian said, 'Let me try! I wan, I wan!'
So Ah Lian took the driver's seat and shifted the gear and floored the &
accelerator.
The next moment, the car sped backwards and crashed into the lamp-post.
'Alamak! What u doing? U Siao Char Bo! U see lah!
Wah Piang eh!' screamed Ah Beng.
'Solee, solee, pai sei lah! No lah, I tot hor, 'R' for racing mah!'*
Story 3
The Titanic was sinking, and there weren't enough lifeboats.
So the captain had to persuade male passengers to jump into the icy
waters to make room for women and children.
To the British he said. 'You must act like gentlemen.' They jumped.
To the Americans he said, 'You can be heroes.' They complied.
To the Germans he said, 'It's the rule.' They obeyed.
To the Japanese he said,' It's the consensus.' They obliged.
Then came the Singaporean and they just weren't budging until he came up
with the appeal: 'Free life jackets for those who jumped.'
Story 4
3 recruits - Chinese, Malay & Indian are at the army supply base to
collect underwear. The sergeant was there to aid the supplies.
Sergeant: Hei Ah Beng! How many underwear you need ah?
Ah Beng: (thinks a while) 7 sasen(sergeant)!
Sergeant: (puzzled) How come so many?
Ah! Beng: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat & Sun. One day one.
Sergeant: (Malay recruit) Eh Mat! How many underwear?
Mat: (without hesitation) 6 sargen!
Sergeant: (curious) How come six?
Mat: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Sat & Sun. Friday I wear sarong.
Sergeant: (Indian recruit) Dei Tambi. How many underwears dah dei?
Tambi: (very confidently) 12 Sarjen !!!!
Sergeant: (shocked & fell to the ground) Why you need so many for?
Tambi: January, February, March.....One month one.
Story 5
Once upon a time, a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and wanted
the DJ to play the song 'Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti' (In Hokkien means Ah Cheng
buys bread). The DJ told them that they only have English songs and told
them to re-select another song. The Ah Bengs were very angry and kicked
up a bigfuss, claiming the DJ was insulting them. The manager had to
intervene in order to calm them down. Finally, after long talk with Ah
Bengs, the manager found out that Ah Bengs actually asking for the song
'Unchained Melody' by the Righteous Brothers.
Story 6
One day, two Ah Lians got into a lift from the 20th storey and want to
get down to the ground floor. As they looked at the dial, they could see
the number 20 down to number 2. It was then followed by a G. As they not
English-educated, they were puzzled and had no idea what does the letter
G mean. Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and hit G. When they
finally reached the ground floor, the other Ah Lian was so impressed and
asked the first Ah Lian, 'Wah low!!!, how you know one?' The first Ah
Lian reply smugly, 'Easy lah.. G for Gero mah...'
Story 7
Santa Singh (remember him?) just graduated from Law school and decided
to apply for a job in the most prestigious 'Lee & Lee Law Firm'
During the interview, Mr. Lee KY looked at Santa Singh's resume, thinks
for a while and said, 'Well, I would need to discuss your application
with my wife.'
And went off to discuss Santa's application with his wife. Lee KY's wife
said, 'C'mon, don't you know that we only hire lawyers with surnames
beginning with 'Lee' only? Of course, we can't hire Santa Singh!'
So Lee KY told the bad news to Santa Singh about his rejection.
Few days later, Santa Singh came back to the same company and request
for another interview and Lee KY said, 'Look Santa, I have already told
you that we only hire.......'
when Santa Singh interrupted him and said, 'I know, I know. I have just
changed my name.
Lee K Y looked at Santa Singh in surprise and asked, 'What is your new
name then?'
On this, Santa Singh replied, 'Surname Lee, Last name, Manga!'
(Manga-Lee)